penus

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 4:19:50

One day, when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned to the class, scanned the boys and girls, looking for the guilty face. Finding not a guilty face in the bunch, she quickly erased the blackboard and began her class.

The next day, the teacher went into the classroom and noticed, in larger letters this time, the word "penis" scrolled on the blackboard. Again, she looked around the classroom in vain for the culprit, but found none. And so, the teacher erased the blackboard and proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, the teacher went into the classroom and found the same word written on the blackboard, each day, scrolled larger than the previous day.

Finally, one day, the teacher walked into the classroom expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board. Instead, she found scrolled on the blackboard:

"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 9:28:55

hahahaha Wow. Love it!

Post 3 by Leafs Fan (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 11:04:25

Love it!

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 20:14:41

hahaha; love it!!

Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 05-Sep-2009 3:04:37

Wow! Nice one.

Post 6 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Saturday, 05-Sep-2009 13:00:42

LMAO! Wow!

Post 7 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 06-Sep-2009 14:11:37

awesome!

Post 8 by short stuff (sexy) on Sunday, 06-Sep-2009 14:13:59

i liked this joke even though i saw floating around about 2 years ago.. but still roflmao

Post 9 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 11-Sep-2009 14:55:08

That was very good!

Post 10 by Sweet Pea (Newborn Zoner) on Wednesday, 23-Sep-2009 10:39:04

LOL I love it!

Post 11 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 28-Sep-2009 10:57:19

oh my goodness ...

Post 12 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 29-Sep-2009 14:28:45

smiles, nice Dan and o so true, hahahahaha